i'm nimona

a small shitpost collection

ah yes, the isms: anarchism, communism, socialism, autism-

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white background, an asterisk in the top left of the image, circled in red. a line is pointing towards cartoon character asterix

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Nix Pills, or as i like to call it, HRT

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when they greet me at the boy :3

bienvenidos amboy (spelled A.M.B.O.Y.)

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is it too late to drop this class? (the upper class)

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transphobia joke

“you can’t change biological sex”
oh yes, i can
rips out your chromosomes

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“average person swings into 3 trees per year” factoid actually just statistical error. average person swings into 0 trees per year. jungle georg,

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what

screenshot of a recipe website. the category we're in is "recipes by region ➡ american food ➡ american desserts". the title is "irresistible deep-fried twinks", with there being a long space between the k and the s, suggesting it said twinkies originally.

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shitpost

umm what am i doing wrong???

crossword clue "activity where two software developers share a computer". my answer is "gay sex", which is way too few letters

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which windows drive is your vibe today?

windows drive labels C to E rotated and they now represent different faces

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meme from the matrix (1999). morpheus says "the matrix is everywhere" in regular subtitles. neo's subtitles are replaced with a screenshot of element that says "unable to decrypt: the sender's device has not sent us the keys for this message"

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which frankfurt do you mean, the main one or the oder?

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i’ve heard you talk about discord

duc holding a D#, also known as a dis (in chord form) on their guitar

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you it/she lil she/it

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System - 5GB
Pictures - 1.5GB
Documents - 7.4GB
Applications - 12.6GB
Docker - 469GB
Music - 4.2GB
someone who is good at computers please help me organize this. my storage is dying

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who is this

screenshot of text that says "Gender: Women" "Style: Sexy"

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lightning mcqueen's giggle

vehicular man’s laughter

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imessage meme. the contact is city mayor. city mayor says "it is clear in the laws: no cars are allowed in the city. Sorry". the reply by POV is an image of an old Mazda Miata with the headlights opened. city mayor replies "OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite".

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LGTM (Lesbian, Gay, Transgender, Mario)

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that’s a strawman

a straw that has 2 legs, 2 arms and a head

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trans shitpost

time to get clocky

yellow triangle sign that says "no passing zone"

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when you get sorted into your layer of hell

dante schön!

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when you don't want german people on your server

deutsche ban

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wiki article of obelisk. the word "obelisk" is circled, and there is a line pointing to an image of the cartoon character obelix from the asterix franchise

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sleeper train

thomas the tank engine in a kind of dark setting, with shut eyes and a smile, looking like he's asleep (in one of those sleeping hats as well)

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engage with your content? no thanks i do not wanna get married

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did you know? amsterdam is a european city where you can blaze it (it’s in the Nether lands and so there are blazes)

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food


  • where are you going? don’t you like it in hungary?

  • i’m going to a


kinder country (a piece of chocolate)

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screenshot of a github copilot logo, but the last 4 characters are cut out, so it says GitHub Cop

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"Hi, why do you think 7/8 is a viable time signature for songs?"

"Hello I like money" as said by Mr Krabs from spongebob

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pro-tip for your dating profile

in your bio, make sure you feature:



  • myers-briggs indicator

  • zodiac sign

  • age (1 lower than what’s in your profile)

  • that you like movies/music

  • Instagram account

  • nothing else

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